George R.R. Martin
Everything you love is here
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
I HATE MY JOB SO MUCH
I will hopefully never go back
Retail haunts us forever.
The customer is literally almost always wrong.
I hate customers who say “the customer is always right”.
You can believe that the price should be four dollars all you want
But your total is still $11.75.
I seriously think retail places should put in a fine system. “oh…you were rude to the cashier? There’s an extra dollar on your total. What was that—you read a sale price wrong, made the cashier check it and then screamed at her when she explained to you why the price was that way? Yeah you owe us an extra six dollars. You’re harassing migrant workers? Your coffee is now twelve dollars.”
THE FIRST ONE THOUGH!
We used to have people swear they’ll never come back to our restaurant and then you’ll see them like 3 weeks later with their tails between their legs.
Funny every time.
The last one is what gives me the worst flashbacks, dear Lord.